So, we all know there’s no miracle fat burner. That’s why weight loss programs, equipment and diet pills amuse the crap out of me. If it were so easy and just required the use of one thing, there wouldn’t be a lot of fat people. Furthermore, these companies would be out of business, because once people used them and got skinny, there would be nothing more to do.

Oh, ugh. I meant to write more, but I got distracted by a stupid Swiffer Wet Jet commercial. What the hell is it with Swiffer and the other one — Clorox? — insisting on using cheesy music and such for the commercials? It’s ANNOYING.

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