getheavenly.com is a website that carries junior clothing, and promises that everything on its website will be priced no higher than $17.95. With tops, hoodies, pants, shorts, skirts, dresses, outwear and accessories, you could probably furnish an entire wardrobe at a very affordable price.

I, unfortunately, do not wear junior sizes, but if I did you better believe I’d be snapping up this, this, and definitely this:

Dear manufacturers of the clothing that getheavenly.com wears: wake up and smell the twinkies. Fat girls need stylish clothing too! With 1 in 3 Americans being obese, you’re alienating a lot of potential customers by making and carrying junior sizes exclusively.

Sincerely,
A fat girl who doesn’t dig muu-muus, tents and elastic waistbands

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