Alca-ma-hol
My husband and I are dorks and often say alcohol like alca-ma-hol. But we only do it around each other, because it would be totally embarassing to sound like a bunch of uneducated idiots to anyone else but each other. Yet another bonus of marriage – acting goofy and retarded and not worrying about the other thinking any less of you! Whee!
So, how much do you know about alchol? Me, I know next to nothing. Heh. Nothing about breweries, San Diego microbreweries, or even getting totally smashed. You read that right. I’m turning 24 in a two and a half months, and I have never gotten drunk. I have no desire to. 
And when I turned 21, I was breastfeeding. 22, I was pregnant. 23, breastfeeding. I have no excuse this year, except that I don’t want to! Am I weird for that? I saw my husband get really trashed and sick on his 21st birthday, and I definitely don’t want to follow in his footsteps!
